Todd Brown

Heavyweight champion in tech finance and administration circuits since the age of the Aztecs. His specially crafted woollen mask is meant to keep his head warm for mind numbing spreadsheets. The abacus is his weapon of choice, but is only used when investors question his assumptions. Despite all this brute force, he masterfully finesses his graphs and always makes the board of directors go “ooohhhh”. His hobbies include, but are not limited to, taking Polaroids, surfing couches, and general tomfoolery.